Bollock Swine

bollock swine.

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this syt is under perdurable permutation!

contact Bollock Swine's head gardener at puffinpash@jigokuki.org 2 have all curiosity thoroughly satiated!

BOLLOCK SWINE NOOZ

upcoming BS releases, ripening nicely under th stark arctic sunshine....

Bollock Swine-Hylerzoic Heirloom dbl CD:

brund spunkin' new trax recorded in th fall of 2005! faster than ANYTHING ON EARTH! 4get ASHIAIP, 4get every MachineGrind band ever, this shit is litrally competing with MachineBlur goliath Asscavern! ludicrous, impossible, unreal, superhuman Neko Neko Noyzcore blast hegemony with there best sound 2 date! frzt CD is also a split with meka destruction basilisk DND! BS also has contributions frum Government Alpha, DND, M150, sweet sounds of th burning child & more thrusting th Noyzcore banner in2 uncharted ether! also a lyv collaboration with Praying 4 Oblivion/Tote Stadt's Android & over 30 oriental girls rupturing yur optic-apertures with glass-shattering vocal discharge! things will never ever be th saym again!

FinalExit/HimitsuKing/BollockSwine/Crovac-CD:

x3 of th best, most distinctive and skilled Noyzcore groups about tripple team with BS 2 give yur girl a righteous good Bollocking under th date palm <organic of course>!!! it's a fucking classic already!!! GUNK!!!!!!!!!!

Donkey has been defenestrated frum BS due 2 his chronic dearth of devotion along with almost impossible circumstances for future participations! it's a loooong anfractuous yarn that's better buried in th compost, but Dunx failure 2 appease Kanju's draconian standards of diligent dedication & letting his personal life intrude in2 th project is th rough mix! Brung-Spung was floated down th Gange's on a blu curly kale float amicably enough! a selection of other mutants are being entertained for chard-duty! they will probably all end up in th band providing there gun-powder is up 2 organic standards but i am particularly taken by a classically trained Cello & Violin player with well over a decade of worship 2 her artistic vocation! Cello BlurNoyz? very excited about that one! experimenting & BlurWarping with Hisao frum Final Exit would also be a celestial saunter! other characters can remain anonymous or at large amongst th rhubarb fronds for now but also a much larger collusion with our Stridor/Spate heavy-weights <NOT overdubs but real tym> is definitely on th chards! balsamic vinegar is shit, opt for lemons <4 him> or limes <4 her>!!!

BS are looking 4 an independent avatar 2 release a full length CD! "Big Garden Goddesses Bring Quality Horse Bedding" a complete 11 trax session of th most unforgiving, feral, Torikowashi, Tatsumaki, BlurBlastWarp, Marathon-blasting EVER recorded + bouts of BS's habitual polymorphous, Avant-Garde, opaque vertex-Fusion, Jazz-Break, Free-range Experimental! can't stress how Blur an Blaz this is even for BS standards, nothing else even close or on even th outskirts of th given territory! so either a label or a lone passionate prelatic zealot with an insatiable esurient's for arch-avant-garde unfathomably kinetic Neko-Neko mutagens, telegram our vegetable patch & we will grow yu a CDR of th album along with conditions! an iym sure i dont even need 2 mutter that we are of course talking a glass-mastered pro CD, & absolutely nothing beneath that!

Brek in Bunk have a selection of exclusive trax for small split EP outbursts of there unparalleled BlurNoyzcore frenzy & harlequin-haze-hop break fusion s' roll up if yur coordinates comply!!!

Future Bollock Broth!?!? oh' it's all there! ideations & incubators ready 2 extrude there taratoid biomekanikal hybrids all eager 2 vastate tarditions, quell conservatism & glaze th gloss with abnormality & meron salvation! it's a huge process & a lotta' money will be needed no doubt! iym planning a small coup that may conduce th commodious circumstances datz desideratum! i also have 2 get our previous releases rehabilitated 1st which is taking every ounce of money/energy/time i have <ok' ok, Asian grrrlz, budo, world dominion & other creative ventures are also feeding off my increasingly stressed chronology rations also>!

ok boylz an gargoylez, stay th fuk away frum tradition unless it's thousands of years old, snazzy & needs rekindling in our age of barren conformist hyper-junk-consumption of aimless indolence!

JAL-JAAAAAAAAAAA... BollockSwine/ScallopBrine/FrolicChime/TrollopMime